Every now and then you are presented with a clothing item that makes you feel physically ill for two reasons.
1. Because it is so damn ugly that it makes the weird-looking baby on the children's Nurofen ad look like he could work for Anne Geddes.
2. Because you know in your heart of hearts that some group of shmucks is going to think that it's the greatest invention ever and it will take over the world (think bum bag).
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you - The Bang-Go.
Designed for rich North Shore tennis-playing mothers with awful haircuts to wear while they pick up their ugly fat rich children in ugly enormous 4wds after playing a quick game of tennis (read- get drunk with other rich North Shore mothers and talk about Nadal's ass).
Their website, claims "This is the cap for those who believe they don't look good in caps."
I have news for you. If you don't look good in a cap, there is no way in hell you are going to look any better in this piece of vomit-inducing apparel.